(phr.) This is the new IG stories national anthem after replacing ‘you want to bamba’ Let’s now wait for the concert.
(phr.) A person who has rarely, if ever, denied themselves anything before.
(phr.) Women after gossiping and judging someone for hours.
(phr.) When you keep making excuses and the person keeps coming up with solutions
(phr.) When the landlord comes for his rent money but you drunk all of it.
(phr.) Cheki, ni sawa, hatukatai you’re the best. Congratulations btw, but ushaijiuliza, if you’re the best, who are they comparing you to? Anyway, kwenu kunanyesha?
(phr.) Anza kunibembeleza sai and ask for forgiveness, sijui ni nini huelewi
(phr.) If he/she is on a video call and they turn the camera to you and they say this phrase, it’s not to show off you clown. Anampea signal that unaskiza so asichome.
(phr.) Fuck! Umenipata offguard. Acha kwanza nifikirie ile uwongo ntakuambia leo, then ntakupigia ama ata nijisahaulishe.
(phr.) Unakumbuka mamako akikupigia viboko alafu akimaliza anakuambia woii pole totoo, usikasirike sitarudia tena? Well, this is the updated version
(phr.) Wewe kukupea advice ni ka kupigia mbuzi guitar. Na juu sitaki kuitwa, heiraz, we jibambe.
(phr.) Ukiona hii headline kwa news just know someone did some stupid shit