(phr.) This is the first line of Kenya’s national anthem in case you have no idea. So apparently, this is the Swahili translation of ‘oh God of all creation’ yaani 53 million Kenyans mko tu sawa na hiyo translation?
(phr.) Kenyan moms after making you change your trendy outfit into something that looks like it was in style in 1980 something.
(phr.) This is your cue to shut tf up! They are either about to whoop you’re a** or they are holding back on some information that will destroy your self-esteem. Calm them down with ‘kwani hujui jokes…’
(phr.) Don’t argue, just stand up and prove it coz they won’t let it go. Otherwise, wakiipata na ulibishana, you’re now the prime suspect when anything gets lost in that house.
(phr.) Kenyans don’t like being the first people at an event. So best believe hiyo 3pm yako ndio wataingia bafu.
(phr.) Your friends in the club hyping you up and recording you while you show off your silly dance moves and stiff twerks.
(phr.) Your mom forcing you to wear a sweater not because you’re feeling cold, but because she is feeling cold.