(phr.) This is how you babysit in a Kenyan home. Just shout this phrase every 5 minutes
(phr.) This is how Kenyans call you stupid using a metaphor.
(phr.) A Kenyan man’s default response to a woman, who rejected him, when she congratulates him on his new relationship, proposal, wedding ama just anything.
(phr.) You can’t go a day in this country without using this phrase because one thing about Kenya, this country will show you things.
(phr.) Nothing will sober you up faster than this statement. Kwanza ikue mteja, you’ll just stand there the whole night in silence kama kuku imenyeshewa, depressed af!
(phr.) This is how rumors about you are spread. By the time inakurudia, uko na sponsor, uliuza shosho yako illuminati na ukaingizwa wash wash. Na ni simu tu ulinunua.
(phr.) Before you slide in the DM, just know that this is directed to a specific person and I promise you, you’re not the one. Jiheshimu please.
(phr.) Nishakuambia bei yangu now I will let you do the honors za kujigonga. PS: Ukiwai ulizwa hivi sema half the price ametaja. Ndio sasa mnegotiate. 844 won’t teach you this.