(phr.) Besides the fact that it’s a statement we can agree on, if you enter a cab and you feel bored, just say this phrase out loud. Your driver will go on a rant until you reach your destination. Just sit back, relax and throw in a few ‘waaaah!’ in between his rants to show your engagement.
(phr.) If your fundi, mechanic, house help or anyone who works for you calls you and says this, just ask God to give you patience and strength to maintain your composure because you will go nuts when they tell you what the makosa is.
(phr.) For whatever reason, rain justifies lateness in Kenya so they use this as an excuse when they notice that they’ll be late to work or a meeting.
(phr.) Aperson who acts like they hate relationships but we all know it’s because the person they love doesn’t love them back
(phr.) This is the point where you start underestimating a Kenyan’s ability to disappoint you
(phr.) When you know someone is lying but you can’t say anything because of the way you found out
(phr.) A luo’s default response when they are out of facts and are about to lose the argument.
(phr.) When you want to start vayolens but you don’t want the credit. It’s the online version of usiseme ni mimi nmekuambia.