(phr.) Kenyans when crossing the road. Even an accident is a money making opportunity. Being broke in this country can make you come up with life threatening ideas.
(phr.) Huonekana ukiwa na pesa. Asubuhi ni wewe. This is real life not an insha exam
(phr.) You’ve lost when you start using this phrase in a roasting game. You should never defend, just attack, attack and attack. Anza kua personal ikibidi but never defend.
(phr.) This only applies if you don’t have kids. If you have kids, just know those cartoons are up to something illegal.
(phr.) When they ask you kwani hunikumbuki? And you have no idea who they are but you don’t want to hurt their feelings coz they’re so happy to see you and they seem nice.
(phr.) We have to post it online because it ain’t an exclusive event until the uninvited folks know they can’t come
(phr.) Kenyans judging other people’s car from inside a matatu. Driver mwingine kwa highway aliambia mtu wa tuktuk ‘toa hii nyumba ya mbwa kwa barabara’ madharau iko hii Kenya aki…
(phr.) Just cause you’re a failure in the education system does not mean you automatically qualify.
(phr.) Just know the conversation is about to be hella disrespectful.
(phr.) No she’s not. She doesn’t like you. Have you seen women around men they like? Clownery at its finest.
(phr.) This is where she loses 80% interest in the guy and the conversation dies a sudden death. Why do you want to ruin the vibe?
(phr.) I am the unverified source of this information. Just trust me.
(phr.) Najua unatamani kudate watu wa UK na US. Haha, relax, hakuna mahali unaenda, hii shida unajaribu kuhepa ni yako milele.
(phr.) Used as a disclaimer when you are about to hit someone with some cold hard truth, otherwise they will hit back with the ‘wewe hujawai nitakia mazuri’
(phr.) Ladies, for your organs sake, I’m begging you, stay! … Away! … From! … This! … Device! Kwa sababu ile siku utajidanganya uangalie hii simu, roho, figo na maini, zote zitafeli.
(phr.) Tunajua unaset standards online but offline, huku unajua bei ya chips na kuku off-head.
(phr.) Getting fatigued just by the thought of the work you have to do
(phr.) When all types of apologies aren’t working and you’re out of ideas