(phr.) It can mean I’m at work, I’m outside, I’m in the club, I’m on holiday, I’m exchanging fluids and don’t like disturbance of the head you understand.
(phr.) Your mom calling you to watch the news because of some stupid teenagers.
(phr.) The go to excuse after you woke up late, no breakfast, dehydrated and on 3 hours of sleep.
(phr.) In kenya, knowledge is depressing. Ignorant people here are happy af. I mean, just look at you...
(phr.) Unadanganywa. You honestly think men will sit down and listen to one of them talk about his girlfriend.
(phr.) Unadanganywa. You honestly think men will sit down and listen to one of them talk about his girlfriend.
(phr.) When you want to hit them with a very personal joke na unajua italeta makasiriko, just throw in a ‘kwani hujui jokes’ ukiona amecatch mafeelings and all shall be forgiven.