Phrases for: M


Mimi nikuendee maji na wewe umekaa tu hapo?

(phr.) Your siblings will swear that they can do anything for you lakini getting you a glass of water from the kitchen is where they draw the line.

Macho nne

(phr.) A person who is deemed to be smart just because they wear glasses. We forget that they had to fail a test to get them. Hell, they were even looking at the answers.

Me and mines

(phr.) The oppressors of the single community. They never pass up on an opportunity to apply pressure.

Mi nliona hauko interested

(phr.) Women after ‘shooting their shot’ by doing the bare minimum; liking pictures and sending (laughing emoji) on his stories. Say it with your chest buana!

My mum once told me

(phr.) Used by freshers from KICD after failing their first character development exam so they post the lessons they learnt and credit their mums instead of their teacher.

Mi niko tu!

(phr.) Haina haja nikuambie shida niko nazo juu haitanisaidia, utaniambia tu nisijali.

Mwambie ni mi nimekutuma

(phr.) This is the mother of all connections. This will open doors for you that only God can.

Manifesting a trip to Diani

(phr.) Huyu ni mtu ashapanga the whole trip anangoja hiyo siku ifike aseme “OMG! Look at God guys, Manifesting works!”

Mi siwezi ambiwa hivyo

(phr.) Usijaribu hiyo ujinga ya kukua the bigger person hapa. Choose vayolens.

Must be nice

(phr.) Your life is going great, mine’s not. I get it. Nyamaza sasa. Inaniaffect!

Mum amekusalimia

(phr.) A lie used in a relationship to make your partner feel special